Held Hostage By My Dog
If you do not see my car parked in front of the parsonage much anymore, it is because I have had to start hiding it. Lately, my dog has learned that if he stands in front of the driver’s side door long enough, I will take him somewhere for a long walk. He is stubborn, but worse yet, he is cute. I am a sucker for cute. I cave right in. Sometimes I scoop him up and put him in the back yard, then I feel guilty.
Sometimes I tiptoe back inside the parsonage so as not to wake him up. I have even been known to sneak the refrigerator door open so he will not know what I am doing (most of the time I fail on this one…thus the dog is putting on weight…and so am I). It is amazing how he controls the house by just being himself. I have learned a lot from this.
One thing I have learned is that whatever innocence is left in my life has a way of connecting to the innocence in nature. It is incredibly powerful. The strength of this inner ideal can move mountains. Maybe I should start paying attention to that and stop working out of the mindsets of strategy and competence. Maybe Jesus was right. It is better to be like little children. The puppy in us all needs to lead the way.
A pet can be a wonderful catalyst — a liaison between the serenity of nature and our inner turmoil. All sorts of studies show the helpfulness of having a pet. Until I got the little rascal, I neglected the daily walks that I am supposed to take for my health. He has also helped me reduce my food intake when I cook. Two thirds through the meal, and he gets the rest of it.
He hears things I do not hear and is the best doorbell around (since the parsonage does not have one). He hears footsteps before the knock on the door. He is also good about screening people. In addition, his presence is cheaper than having an alarm system.
Jesus was born in a manger — out with the animals from which he would never lose connection with his or their innocence. “Birds of the air” received honorable mention in his most famous sermon. We will never know what Jesus might drive, but we know he chose an innocent young donkey as his symbol of grand entrance. No limousine or Hummer for him apparently.
If you see me taking my shoes off at the front door of the parsonage, it is not because the floor has been freshly cleaned. It is because I prefer not to be held hostage by my dog.








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