Benefits

Thanks for sign­ing on with the eter­nal com­mu­nity. Your ben­e­fits pack­age includes uncon­di­tional love and for­give­ness for all of the mis­takes you make (or ever have made). You will be included in the daily and weekly activ­i­ties of the group; there is no set fee for par­tic­i­pa­tion. Loyal mem­ber­ship results in eter­nal life. Daily activ­i­ties include direct con­nec­tion with the Cre­ator and a life of spir­i­tual insights that are far beyond con­tem­po­rary psy­chol­ogy or phi­los­o­phy. You will be trusted to carry your part of the load, and you are allowed — even encour­aged to be cre­ative with your per­sonal con­tri­bu­tions. You will be accepted and under­stood no mat­ter how com­plex your prob­lems or difficulties.

You will be emo­tion­ally sup­ported for the rest of your life and cared for by a com­mu­nity of peo­ple with com­mon inter­ests. Your par­tic­i­pa­tion is vol­un­tary — based on your sense of gen­eros­ity and under­stand­ing of the com­mu­nity and call­ing itself. You will not be judged, ridiculed, or con­demned — no mat­ter how grave your mis­takes. As a part of the process, you will also learn how to relate to the world in such a cre­ative way that the peo­ple around you are tempted to call you “saint” or hero.

Mem­ber­ship also includes the right to live your life fear­lessly, joy­ously, and with all of the hope­ful antic­i­pa­tions pos­si­ble in this life and the life to come. Group meet­ings are filled with music, humor, inspired insights, great con­ver­sa­tions, and com­mu­nity projects moti­vated by uncon­di­tional love for oth­ers. No mat­ter what you do here, you will find friends, fel­low strug­glers, and peo­ple will­ing to lis­ten. As a side ben­e­fit, you will be able to do your share of lis­ten­ing and con­sol­ing. The self-education gleaned from this activ­ity is worth more than any efforts you put into the process itself.

Wel­come to your first install­ment of heaven.